He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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