Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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