I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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