as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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