it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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