dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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