i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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