I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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