For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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