your thong is hanging out like whoa
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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