this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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