The maid of honor just puked.
Porn is love you can see.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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