You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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