We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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