So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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