We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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