I bet he comes in French.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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