just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
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I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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