I accidentally burped into my bong.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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