So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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