hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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