We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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