last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
i think im in europe. pls send help
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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