he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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