whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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