It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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