I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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