My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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