There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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