shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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