You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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