this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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