He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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