I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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