Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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