He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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