susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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