God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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