She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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