Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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