Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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