bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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