Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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