He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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