just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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