Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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