he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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