OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is it because I queefed?
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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