If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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