You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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